Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in cougars that squirt. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than cougars that squirt,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “cougars that squirt” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “cougars that squirt” climax ever recorded.