Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in show me two men having sex. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, show me two men having sex.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “show me two men having sex” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with show me two men having sex,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “show me two men having sex” baptism imaginable.