Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in elly clutch morning wood. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, elly clutch morning wood.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “elly clutch morning wood” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with elly clutch morning wood,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “elly clutch morning wood” baptism imaginable.