Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in secretly recorded porn. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, secretly recorded porn.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “secretly recorded porn” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with secretly recorded porn,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “secretly recorded porn” baptism imaginable.