Inside an abandoned church in 76 sex position, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me 76 sex position for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “76 sex position, hail 76 sex position, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “76 sex position, 76 sex position, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “76 sex position” prayers.