Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in pizza delivery guy home alone. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than pizza delivery guy home alone,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “pizza delivery guy home alone” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “pizza delivery guy home alone” climax ever recorded.